I got those, one, two, three, four

Occupation Black Watch Blues

From mah drooping red feather

To the tips of mah khaki suede shoes

And if the yanks won't lend me a bog roll

I'm sure gonna be singing the blues

The lasses are mysterious

Cause all you can see is their eyes

You daren't chat one up

Cause se might be Al Zarqawi in disguise

And if I lose mah head

It'll sure be a big downsize

I got those, one, two, three, four

Occupation Black Watch Blues

From mah drooping red feather

To the tips of mah khaki suede shoes

And if Al-Qaeda blows up mah kilt

I'm sure gonna be singing the blues

If they put me on the Telly

Ah know what my last words will be

If they put me on the Telly

Ah know what my last words will be

I ain't voting for you Blair

Go and jump down Bin Laden's lavatory

I got those, one, two, three, four

Occupation Black Watch Blues

From mah drooping red feather

To the tips of mah khaki suede shoes

And if I ain't wanking in the Gorbals for Xmas

I'm sure gonna be singing the blues

Occupation Black Watch Blues

Occupation Black Watch Blues

Occupation Black Watch Blues

Yeah!