BIRD of FREEDOM

I was rolling along

On Guantanamo Bay

Being kicked by a Yank

Shouting "Have a nice day"

I was then

Thrown in his room

And stuck on a hook

But being SM

I didn't give a fuck

His Alsatian attacked me

And savaged my knob

I shouted "More Stimulation

SHIT IN MY GOB"

He was so utterly disgusted

I was chucked out his den

So I flew off to England

And became a Lib-Dem.