Monday 6th – Sat 18th July 2009 (terminated 9^th July)

(Currently (Sep 2009) Showing at the Chameleon Restaurant which is above the Bell Inn, Old Market Square, Nottingham).

The Church of the Militant Elvis has just received a shocking message from the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll in which he alleges that disguised as "Dr John Carpenter" (a role he played in his 1969 movie ‘Change of Habit’), he slipped past Mr Jackson’s security guards last Thursday morning in LA’ donned one of Mr Jackson’s surgical masks and administered a second fatal injection to Mr Jackson ("Was he injected twice?" – Observer 28.6.09)

Presley said he did this because rumours had reached him in his secret bunker under Graceland (Daily Mail 27.6.09) that Jackson in order to pay off his debts was planning to re-marry Presley’s daughter Lisa-Marie and persuade her to sell Graceland to British businessman Sir Terence Leahy who was going to turn it into "Tennessee Tesco" the biggest supermarket in the world. Horrified by this, Presley decided to act.

Credit Crunch Gallery, 30 West End Arcade, Nottingham NG1, England